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MUSTN'T...SNARF.....YOGURT!!!
Jun. 4th, 2009 11:55 amAre *you* tired of taking all of life's excessive drama?? You are, admit it! So the next time you're present for the "OMG, WTF, No he didn't" moment of the ...quarter hour, simply press the DRAMA BUTTON!
You'll be glad you did.
You'll be glad you did.
I have neglected a duty of mine for quite some time. I found a link of music jokes from MIT of all places. It includes some goodies I hadn't heard/read yet:
The organ is the instrument of worship for in its sounding we sense the Majesty of God and in its ending we know the Grace of God.
And this twist on an old theme:
How many Deadheads does it take to change a lightbulb?
12,001. One to change it, 2,000 to record the event and take pictures of it, and 10,000 to follow it around until it burns out.
It's certainly not exhaustive by any means, but some good zingers.
EDIT: Uh, it's on my links on the left sidebar. Sorry 'bout that
The organ is the instrument of worship for in its sounding we sense the Majesty of God and in its ending we know the Grace of God.
And this twist on an old theme:
How many Deadheads does it take to change a lightbulb?
12,001. One to change it, 2,000 to record the event and take pictures of it, and 10,000 to follow it around until it burns out.
It's certainly not exhaustive by any means, but some good zingers.
EDIT: Uh, it's on my links on the left sidebar. Sorry 'bout that
I- I must share.
May. 25th, 2008 02:50 pmBecause I would try to think something like this up. Read Sunday's Pearls Before Swine.
And no drama.
And no drama.
-whooshwhoosh-...WTF Michael?
Oct. 20th, 2006 08:37 pmNot nearly long enough, but worth a giggle.
---*Knight Rider bloopers*---
I wonder if he says that in German?
---*Knight Rider bloopers*---
I wonder if he says that in German?
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Late night meme show
May. 3rd, 2005 10:06 pmI could've posted these in two seperate entries, just to use both appropriate icons, but instead I'll use the icon that goes with the second meme.
( Taste in music )
( What *rejected* color am I? )
( Taste in music )
( What *rejected* color am I? )
Why I love my wife
Feb. 11th, 2005 09:42 pmSo, we're watching Ron White, the comedian (Blue Collar Comedy Tour), when he says "insurance." Now, me bein' from Texas and he bein' from Texas, we happen to speak the same ...dialect. We often say /IN-shur-uns/ rather than /in-SHUR-uns/. And it makes ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
fiannaharpar's teeth itch. In fact, she was going on about this in the kitchen. And, thoughtfully, I provide the transcript, which I dare say tickled me:
fiannaharpar:*grumble*mumble*gripe* ...there's not a stress in that part of the word!!...
lrstrobel:No, -snicker- it's in my wife!! *giggle*giggle*
fiannaharpar:glares at me
lrstrobel:(laughs into the dining room)
fiannaharpar:Is it that you stay up late trying to think of ways to not to get laid again?
I know I got in one more good jab, because Jenn really glared at me and I just said, "Hey, you trained me!"
fiannaharpar's teeth itch. In fact, she was going on about this in the kitchen. And, thoughtfully, I provide the transcript, which I dare say tickled me:fiannaharpar:*grumble*mumble*gripe* ...there's not a stress in that part of the word!!...lrstrobel:No, -snicker- it's in my wife!! *giggle*giggle* fiannaharpar:glares at melrstrobel:(laughs into the dining room)fiannaharpar:Is it that you stay up late trying to think of ways to not to get laid again?I know I got in one more good jab, because Jenn really glared at me and I just said, "Hey, you trained me!"
