Sign of the times

It's just wrong when you see a first grader wearing a shirt that says in BIG letters on the back: "DON'T TRUST ANYBODY."

Yeah.

Sweet.

Whatever.

Ama-zoned

So, I have this nice little Amazon gift certificate that I'm trying to redeem. Except that in the email I have, all the graphics are disabled, so I don't know exactly which string of ASCII characters is the code. No matter, I try 'em both- the all numbers one, and the all-letters one. Neither work. What, then is the code I use to redeem my gift certificate??

At least it's over

Monday has officially chewed me up, spit me out, and hasn't even bothered to floss.

I can't get to sleep fast enough.